Sleep talking

So apparently. Everyone thats ever slept near me or seen me sleep tells me i do this. Today i woke up and my roommate says i was mumbling for a good minute then laughed for like 5 straight. He says its the trippiest thing and it scares him. However he's USED TO IT? LOLLLL why did i just find out.... I also tend to wake up randomly and say something then go back to sleep. I also remember this one time i was dreaming and i woke up still thinking i was dreaming. So i dreamed my mom broke something of mine and i was preeeettyyy upset. So when she came to wake me up for class i remember saying something like

"what the fuck, you broke it and your not even saying sorry? but your yelling at me to wake up? NOW you say you dont know what im talking about?..... You cant even admit doing something wrong? GO AWAY." Nonetheless my mom was pretty "wtf'd out" haha. My friend also told me that i told her to start making me a sandwhich while i was asleep. LOL i find this so funny. anddd appareentlyyyy I SUCKED MY THUMB ONCE????? yeah. i dont believe that one. buuuulllll fucking shiet. ! anyways i just slept for 3 hours. its now 7:30am. im sure my post has NOOOO flow but im so tired. whatever.

PS: i think im getting a cold. needa get myself one of these badass mothafukas